Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Customer anecdote No. 1

Everyone likes a bargain ...

It is easy to tell when summer's arrived in our part of the world. The idiots take on a particular quality.

By way of example I offer up the nitwit woman who bought a nutmeg grater then nearly took all the flesh off one side of one of her fingers trying to grate cheese with it. By her own admission she bought it because it was cheaper than the other sort of grater we sell (that would be the CHEESE grater) but she still wanted her money back because in her opinion the item was not fit for purpose since it said 'Grater' on the label, but did not carry "not to be used to grate cheese" as a product warning.

We gave the poor lamb her money back with a smile. She clearly needs it more than we do.


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